Under the Tree -Parody Song-

The Holidays are always merrier
At somebody else's place
You dream about going in there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the home around you
Right here by the Christmas tree!
Such wonderful things surround you
Like the specials on TV!

Under the tree
Under the tree
Down there it's hidin'
You'll have fun findin'
Take it from me!
All year round you work real hard
Now you're signin' Christmas cards
Time's been a-wastin'
Let's get a-placin'
Under the tree!

In here all the kids are happy
It's off to bed they go
The kids in that place aren't happy
They're sad 'cause they're in the know
But kids in the know aren't lucky
'Cause they're in for a worser fate
Because when they turn 18
Guess who's gonna be on the street! (Uh oh!)

Under the tree
Under the tree
Could be sweater
Let's hope it better
Just wait and see!
Maybe it's that PS3
Or perhaps a 360
But maybe we're wrong
The box is too long
Dammit a Wii!

Under the tree
Under the tree
Candy canes are sweeter
We got the beat here
Naturally!
So crank up the tunes is what I say
And let's go do some caroling
We got the spirit
You're gonna hear it
Under the tree!

So Joe shovel snow
And Mike do the lights
And Bree trim the tree
The house lookin' sharp
If I bake the pie
And you do the stew
And Luke bring the dinner rolls
(Yeah)
The Ray he can play
The bling's on the strings
The grouch rockin' out
The housewife she sings
The dog and the cat
They know where it's at
An' oh that snow she blows

(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

Under the tree (under the tree)
Under the tree (under the tree)
There's lots of presents
Who left a pheasant?!
Under the tree!
What did we get? Who cares, it's free!
If I trade with you, you'll trade with me
What's that sound here
What's going on here
Above the tree
And those hooves I hear
Are jingle bells near?
Above the tree
Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
Donner and Blitzen
Yeah, those boots we here
Seems like Santa's here
Quick go to sleep!